a christmas-print handkerchief
a whole banana - peel and all
my sister's thong underwear
a sample packet of kiehl's oil-based makeup remover (is it any good? now i'll never know...)
an entire loaf of chocolate chip zucchini bread
cargo lip plumping lip gloss
a package of sour punch straws
my sister's thong underwear (no, this happened twice)
half a loaf of sara lee whole grain white bread
seven hair elastics
dearest peter pan, sometimes i fear you're touched.
mama loves you, ya weirdo.
you are not alone...
ReplyDeletemore socks than I can count
at least three whole bananas
an entire pear
a peach pit (don't know if that ever came out)
a corn cob (surgery to remove that bad boy!)
all the stuffing out of a throw pillow
lots and lots of underwear
part of a laundry basket
an entire box of green tea
a whole loaf of french bread
a pound of raw ground beef out of a hot frying pan
the raw egg mixture that makes up a quiche
a pan of boiling chicken noodle soup
a styrofoam plate full of brownies, plate and all
at least two flannel receiving blankets