One Of These Days I'll Get 'Em

In July of 2005 when Holbsy and I had been married two years and we were just about to move to New York City, I nearly killed his whole family.

It was a Smith family reunion and there were four-wheelers. Really I don't think anything else needs to be said.

Since then I have sworn that if I was ever in a position to be responsible for their health and well-being again that I would totally do them all in.

I'm in charge of the nieces and nephews all week long. So today I took them to the zoo. Can you think of a better way to get rid of a handful of kids?

Tomorrow: Six Flags. That oughta do it.