In a startling bit of news, I discovered today that it is still not even the middle of January yet.
Surely we have been in January for almost two months by now?
I think I'm pretty much finished with January.
In anticipation of February, which is coming someday, here are some fat babies.
Just for cucumbers? What kind of scam is this Lenny's joint running? Also, Huck has the biggest adorable baby eyes.
ReplyDeleteQ- What made you decide to start blogging? Was this your first one?
No wonder you are in pant sizes smaller than your pre-pregnancy size--look at that kid! He has whatever extra fat you used to have!
ReplyDeleteIf only my husband were as chivalrous as yours. He's close though. Once he let me put up our outdoor Christmas lights...while he held a rope tied around my waist so I wouldn't fall off the roof.
I'm right there with you {So is most of Queensland, Australia might I add}. Call January off. Moving on to February thank you very much.
ReplyDeleteThat son of yours is delightful. Loving his bubby rolls.
Have I mentioned yet how adorable your baby Huck is? I have? Well. Just checking.
ReplyDeleteGood Gravy! He's a chubber! He's one delicious fat roll from looking like his hands are screwed on.
ReplyDeleteOh my heart! Those are the most delicious, mama's milk-caused chub rolls! Way to go Nat. Keep up the excellent work. It certainly shows in that beautiful Huck of yours.
ReplyDeleteNow that is a cute chubby baby. I say that with the best intentions, and not in the talk-show chubby baby type way.
ReplyDeleteWhat book are you reading? There's one laying on your dresser. I'm always looking for a good book to read.
ReplyDeleteThanks.
Yes, and now that NY is full of revolving doors and we have no car doors (on account of having no car) no doors at all need to be opened for your wife. But Spencer is just letting me be a modern woman. Thanks, sweetie.
ReplyDeleteAnon, The Holbs is reading the sequel to Pillars of the Earth. Over 1,000 pages!
ReplyDelete75c for cucumbers? What sort of place are they running? Craziness! Also I just want to eat your baby up...not in a cannibal-ish type of way but a good way. Make sense?
ReplyDeleteThose rolls are to die for.
ReplyDeleteare you wearing a calculator watch?
ReplyDeleteI found your blog a few weeks ago and have been following, though I would de-lurk and say hi!
ReplyDeleteAnd it's true, about the husband thing. Romance plummets after marriage!
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Oh my goodness! Your baby's chub is adorable! And now I am even more impatient for the arrival of my own little fatty next week!
ReplyDeleteI'm new around here but loving the humor already. off to browse some more and p.s. i have a really chubs of a baby too. it's the absolute best. [i mean really i can't take even photos of her michellan arms]
ReplyDeletewow i didn't really think when i wrote that last comment, couple of corrections, change really to *real and change even to *enough.
ReplyDeleteWhat exactly was this post supposed to be about? You keep doing that lately--you'll start on an idea, be going strong, then you'll suddenly drift off into nonsensical words and end with baby pictures. Where is the fun that your writing used to have?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous apparently hasn't been reading here long...that my friend is a signature Natalie post. Take it.
ReplyDeleteNat, what is the horror of the Zebra head mounted above Huck's crib??
Your first four paragraphs? I am with you 100%!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWell, and all the rest, too. :-)
ReplyDeleteJennifer North noticed the calculator watch, too! : ) Huck is adorable, as always!!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE that last picture! Soooo cute!
ReplyDeleteyou are a hero amongst women, ms. the rat. your holbs is chivalrous, but nowhere near as good as my husband. during football season, my husband lets me have a MONTHS-LONG break from having to go out on any dates with him! who wants the overexertion of going out, anyway? feeling special and adored would probably only ruin my quest to be humble, so it's thoughtful of him to spare me that spiritual burden. plus, i'm sure football would be my favourite show on tv if i'd just give it a chance... but don't worry, he's still more than willing to do that non-G-rated thing that usually comes at the end of a date. this is a huge sacrifice on his part, because he knows it's my FAVOURITE thing to do after a long tiring day at the office... he probably isn't even interested in such follies!
ReplyDeleteMEN!!!!
on the upside... your baby is adorable, your calculator watch is rad, and your baby is adorable. you two look made for each other!
Long time reader, just de lurking.
ReplyDeleteHoly moly that's a cute chubalicious little man. I want to eat him in a totally non creepy way. And yes what IS it about the husbands? They must be those magic rings we exchange that suck the romance clean out of them.
Stumbled on your blog tonight and love your humor. Your little guy is adorable. Love love his fat cheeks!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if I can open a salad place and charge for every single topping! it's really quite a brilliant idea! Especially when I can buy a whole cucumber for like fifty cents!
ReplyDeleteI remember having a brand new couch, and my toddler threw up all over the front of me, while sitting on my lap on the couch. On my birthday! I was so glad he threw up on me and NOT on the brand-new couch! It's the ONLY thing I remember about that birthday, too!
ReplyDeleteWOW! I can post in the future! My last post just showed up as tomorrow :) Funny time-differences!
ReplyDeleteu look like the octomom in the first pic. hehe.
ReplyDeletemy first born was nicknamed "the pork loin." seriously, it is frightening how fat he was. my second, little miss max, tiny as can be. guess my secret about the post man is OUT. yikes.
ReplyDeleteWhat did you get your degree in?
ReplyDeletei am laughing out loud at how fat he is. fat/the cutest little baby boy ever?!?!
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